INSPIRATION - Wednesday, March 12

Chocolat · Unread post by **Chocolat** » Wed Mar 12, 2025 12:00 am

A man goes into a butcher's shop and says, "Have you gotta sheep's head?"
The butcher replies, "No, it's just the way I part my hair."

I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height.
They didn't like me critter sizing.

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol.
He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said,
"I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"
Mom smiled and then replied....."I remember."

mytreasure · Unread post by **mytreasure** » Wed Mar 12, 2025 10:10 am

My dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out.
No word yet.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
Easy, one will see you later, the other will see you in a while.

What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.

Unread post by **Joni** » Wed Mar 12, 2025 8:27 pm

Thanks Chocolate and mytreasure!