What do you call a sleepwalking priest?
A roaming Catholic.
I once went to a horrible pub called "The Fiddle."
It really was a vile inn.
If they let prisioners take their own mugshots,
Would they be cellfies?
Coffee was just voted the best drink in the nation.
But it was unfair, there were absent tea ballots.
"What are your dogs' names?"
Me: "Calvin and Klein."
"Isn't that a brand of underwear?"
Me: "Exactly, they're boxers.
