INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Jan 22

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Jan 22

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Jan 22, 2025 1:00 am

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What do you call a sleepwalking priest?
A roaming Catholic.


I once went to a horrible pub called "The Fiddle."
It really was a vile inn.


If they let prisioners take their own mugshots,
Would they be cellfies?


Coffee was just voted the best drink in the nation.
But it was unfair, there were absent tea ballots.


"What are your dogs' names?"
Me: "Calvin and Klein."
"Isn't that a brand of underwear?"
Me: "Exactly, they're boxers.

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~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Jan 22

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Jan 22, 2025 11:07 am


My 4 year old called a treadmill a "dreadmill" and now I think the rest of us are the ones actually saying it wrong.

Shoutout to everyone who can still remember their childhood phone number but can't remember the password they created yesterday.

Shoutout to all the people whose laugh is even better than the joke.
You make the world a brighter place.



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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~