INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Jan 15, 2025

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Jan 15, 2025

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Jan 15, 2025 1:00 am

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What do you call a hippie's wife?
A Mississippi.

There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall…
Terrible king, but a great ruler.

I asked the ER doctor if I could do my own stitches.
She said, “Suture self.”

A friend had a new baby girl.
Her coworker asked: “What’s her name?”
My friend replied: “Melanie Noelle.”
Her coworker replied, “How do you spell it, then?”


Don’t throw false teeth at at vehicles.
They could denture car.

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Have a fun filled Wednesday! :hello2:
~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Jan 15, 2025

Unread post by Joni » Wed Jan 15, 2025 1:40 am

:rotflmao: Thanks Chocolate! :bigwave:

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Jan 15, 2025

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Jan 15, 2025 11:09 am


If your child isn't yelling "that's not the way my teacher taught me to do it!" - are you even helping them with their homework?

My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again.
Man, I sure am lucky! First, I win the lottery and now this!

I've decided, that from January 1st, I'll only be watching videos in 1080p or higher.
It's my New Year's Resolution.




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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
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