INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Jan 8

[Chocolat]

My dog kept chasing people on a bike, so I took his bike away…
Then he just sat there in the yard and barked all day.
So I gave him his bike back, because his bark was worse than his bike.

When I was rushing to get around I accidentally sprayed myself in the mouth with Axe body spray.
Now I talk with an Axe scent.

I bought a box of animal crackers at the grocery store.
Sadly, I had to return it because the seal was broken.

Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.
It's also their biggest import.


I don’t get why NYC gets so much attention for its New Year’s Eve celebration.
Every single year, they drop the ball.

[mytreasure]

My husband, walking in the door...
Him: "The house is so CLEAN"
Me: "Yup."
Him: "And you organized the pantry?"
Me: "Yup."
Him: "Are those cookies I smell in the oven?"
Me: "Yup."
Him: "Wi-Fi was down all day, wasn't it?"
Me: "Yup."

Ran into a friend at the store today.
Her: "I cut out sugar, wine, started working out, I feel great!"
Me: "I just got $35 worth of Christmas chocolate for like $8. I feel pretty great, too.

I have lived next to the same guy for 3 years. Thought his name was Steve. I call him Steve. His name is Steve in my phone. I've been to his apartment. We've had dinner.
His name is Brian. His dog is Steve.

[SnoopyDances]