INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Nov 27

[Chocolat]

If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
Scholar ships.

When are turkeys the most grateful?
The day after Thanksgiving.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
Quack, quack!

What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?
Yammies.

An oldie, but goodie....





Have a fun Wednesday!

[mytreasure]

HOW TO COOK A TURKEY

Step 1: Buy a turkey.
Step 2: Have a glass of rum.
Step 3: Stuff turkey.
Step 4: Have a glass of rum.
Step 5: Put turkey in oven.
Step 6: Relax, and have a few more glasses of rum.
Step 7: Turk the bastey.
Step 8: Rum of glass another get.
Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer.
Step 10: Glass yourself another pour of rum.
Step 11: Bake the rum for 4 hours.
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey.
Step 13: Floor the turkey up off the pick.
Step 14: Turk the carvey.
Step 15: Get yourself another rottle of bum.
Step 16: Tet the sable, and pour yourself another glass of turkey.
Step 17: Say grace, throw-up, and pass out.

[SnoopyDances]

Happy Thanksgiving!