INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Nov 13

Chocolat · Unread post by **Chocolat** » Wed Nov 13, 2024 1:00 am

TEXTING FOR SENIORS
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BFF - BEST FRIEND FELL
BTW - BRING THE WHEELCHAIR
TTYL - TALK TO YOU LOUDER
BYOT - BRING YOUR OWN TEETH
LMDO - LAUGHING MY DENTURES OUT
FWIW - FORGOT WHERE I WAS
IMHAO - IS MY HEARING AID
OMMR - ON MY MASSAGE RECLINER
ROTFLAICGU - ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AND I CAN'T GET UP

My face in the mirror’s
not wrinkled or drawn.
My house isn’t dirty;
the cobwebs are gone!
My garden looks lovely,
and so does my lawn.
I think I might never
put glasses back on.

mytreasure · Unread post by **mytreasure** » Wed Nov 13, 2024 11:12 am

A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?”
The man replied, “These are my penguins. They belong to me.”
“You need to take them to the zoo,” the policeman said.
The next day, the officer saw the same guy driving down the road. He pulled him over again. He saw the penguins were still in the truck, but they were wearing sunglasses this time. “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!”, the officer said.
“I did,” the man replied. “And today I’m taking them to the beach."

For a high school dance, a boy asked out the girl he liked. To get flowers for her, he had to stand in a line outside the florist for an hour. To make things worse, he had to wait another hour in a line outside the tuxedo shop. Finally, he goes to the dance with the girl. The girl wanted to have some apple punch so the boy went to get it, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.