INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, July 3

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, July 3

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Jul 03, 2024 12:00 am

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So I met this Australian guy who works in IT...
I said: "Do you come from a LAN down under?"
He just smiled and gave me a mega byte sandwhich.


Why did David Hasselhoff start going by just 'the Hoff'?
It was 100% less hassle.


If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it.
It's Spam.


I was at the hardware store and asked the man,
"What gets rid of grime and stains?"
He said, "Ammonia cleaner."
I replied, "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here."



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~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, July 3

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Jul 03, 2024 10:16 am


When is the only time that the colors red, white, and blue don't represent freedom?
When they are flashing behind you!

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor? '
Because she can’t sit down.

What’s the difference between Donald Duck and George Washington?
Donald Duck has a bill on his face while Washington has his face on a bill.




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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, July 3

Unread post by SnoopyDances » Wed Jul 03, 2024 1:23 pm

:harhar: