INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, May 15

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, May 15

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed May 15, 2024 12:00 am

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What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married?
A cantelope.

Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher but no one ever mentions his sister, Onya,
the inventor of the starting pistol.


How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One... or two? One... or two?


What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?
Toot-in-common.

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~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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Unread post by SnoopyDances » Wed May 15, 2024 12:16 am

:rotflmao:

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Unread post by Joni » Wed May 15, 2024 1:38 am

:agreesign: :lol:

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Unread post by mytreasure » Wed May 15, 2024 9:46 am


What happened to the archeologist who lost her job? Her career was in ruins.

How does a lumberjack know how many trees he’s cut down? He keeps a log.

Why shouldn’t you trust atoms? They make up everything.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

Did you hear about the man who couldn’t stop collecting magazines? He had issues.




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Unread post by SnoopyDances » Wed May 15, 2024 1:09 pm

:lolsign: