How was Rome split in two?
With a pair of Ceasars.
I paid $1 for a wig today…
It was a small price toupée.
My dog talks in his sleep.
He never tells the truth.
There's nothing I can do about it.
You have to let sleeping dogs lie.
The fitness instructor asked me, “what kind of a squat are you accustomed to doing?”
I replied, “Diddly.”
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasabi?
