INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, May 17

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, May 17

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed May 17, 2023 12:00 am


Did you hear they arrested the devil?
Yeah, they got him on possession.

What did one DNA say to the other DNA?
“Do these genes make me look fat?”

What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?
A polar bear.

Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.

What do you call a hippie’s wife?

What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law?
Outlaws are wanted.

What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
A rookie.



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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, May 17

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed May 17, 2023 10:01 am

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked his Dad if he could start using the family car.
The Dad said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car”

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks, the Dad said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”

The boy said, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

His Dad replied, “Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?”


*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
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