INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Jan 25

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Jan 25

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Jan 25, 2023 1:00 am

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What’s Yoda’s last name?
Layheehoo.

What currency do they use in outer space?
Starbucks.

What do you call the cleavage between breast implants?
Silicon Valley.

Where do rainbows go when they’re bad?
Prism. It’s a light sentence.

If you loose a sock in the dryer, it returns as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any containers.

My dog will eat anything until you put a pill in it.
Then he's Gordon Ramsey.

Jellyfish are just wet ghosts.


The first person to hear a parrot talk was probably not OK for several days.

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~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Jan 25

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Jan 25, 2023 10:47 am


To the guy who invented zero.
Thanks for nothing.

My girlfriend poked me in the eye.
So I stopped seeing her for awhile.

Robin: "The batmobile isn't starting!"
Batman: "Did you charge the battery?"
Robin: "What the heck is a tery?"

My granny hates her new starlift.
She says it drives her up a wall.




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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~