INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Nov 16

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Nov 16

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Nov 16, 2022 1:00 am

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Why did the cactus cross the street?
Because it was attached to the chicken.

What the difference between the people of Dubai and the people of Abu Dhabi?
The people in Dubai don’t like the flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi do.

What's large, grey and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says:
I’ll have 5 beers please.

What do ghosts call their boobies?
Paranormal entitties.

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~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Nov 16

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Nov 16, 2022 11:01 am


My boss asked me why I only get sick on week days.
I said it must be my weekend immune system.

My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex.
They are his watch dogs.

Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people.
We haven't met yet.




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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~