INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Sept 21

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Sept 21

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Sep 21, 2022 12:00 am

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Bono and The Edge walk into a bar.
The bartender says “Oh no! Not U2 again!”

I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami.
Of course it is paper view.

What does Jeff Bezos do every night before bed?
He puts his pajamazon.

I used to be able to do cartwheels.
Now I tip over putting on my underwear.

Wi-fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family.
They seem like nice people.


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~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Sept 21

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Sep 21, 2022 9:51 am


I just opened my water bill and my electric bill at the same time.
I was shocked.

Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist,
While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
The Opportunist

Today my doctor told me my DNA was backwards.
I said, "And?"




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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Sept 21

Unread post by SnoopyDances » Wed Sep 21, 2022 9:23 pm

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