INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, May 11

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, May 11

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed May 11, 2022 12:01 am



I was born to be a pessimist.
My blood type is B Negative.

Here's a fun fact about bees, most of them are actually allergic to pollen.
When exposed to pollen, they develop hives.

One South American parrot cannot survive in the jungle.
But toucan.

I didnt think my orthopedic shoes would work but I stand corrected.

I went to the store to buy a sweater vest, but my Visa was rejected.
So I had to try the cardigan.

David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink.
it’s a pleasure to serve you Mr Hasselhoff, said the bartender.
Just call me Hoff, he replied.
Sure, said the bartender. No hassle.



Have a fun Wednesday! :hello:

Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, May 11

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed May 11, 2022 9:47 am

My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.
So I took the battery out of the smoke detector.

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

To the person who stole my place in the queue.
I'm after you now.


*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~