INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, May 4

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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, May 4

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed May 04, 2022 12:01 am

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Chicken Gun

Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea was to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin like an arrow shot from a bow..
The horrified engineers sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.
Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:
Defrost the chicken.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, May 4

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed May 04, 2022 10:00 am

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Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

How does Wicket get around Endor?
Ewoks.

What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
Lukewarm.

What goes, "Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump"?
An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.

What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when his young apprentice was having a difficult time using chopsticks at the Chinese restaurant?
"Use the forks, Luke."

What did Yoda ride as a kid?
A do-cycle. Because there is no tri.




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