INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Sept 22

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Sept 22

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:09 am

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Where do you learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.

I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.

What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render.

It was an emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.

What has 50 heads & 50 tails?
A roll of pennies.

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.


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~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Sept 22

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:24 am


Last night I ordered a glass of wine with my dinner, and the waiter asked for my ID. I replied, do I look that young?, and the waiter said, "No, I just wanted to see if you qualified for the senior citizen discount."

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted excitedly, "Honey, pack your bags, we won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack? Beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she said, "just get out."




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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~