INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, July 21

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, July 21

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Jul 21, 2021 12:01 am

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How do you weigh a millennial?
In Instagrams.

What do you call a dancing ghost?
Polka-haunt-us.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he can neverland.

Why can’t you trust tacos?
They tend to spill the beans.

Why did the ghost go to jail?
He got arrested for possession.

What do you call a wandering nun?
A "roamin" Catholic.

Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.

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Have a fun day! :lovehearts:
~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, July 21

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Jul 21, 2021 9:53 am


The most delicious part of Girl Scout cookies is the part where you justify eating an entire box in one sitting because you're supporting the next generation of women business leaders.

Remember when you were little and you'd fall on the trampoline and everyone would keep jumping so you couldn't get back up?
That's how adult life feels.

One of my favorite games to play is "is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, not wearing my glasses, or brain tumor?"




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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
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