INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, July 14

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, July 14

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Jul 14, 2021 12:01 am

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The worst thing you can say is, ‘Who is this clown?’
Not only does it imply they’re a clown but not even one of the better-known clowns.


Me: Grandpa, if you had a superpower, what would it be?
Grandpa: Sleeping through the night without having to get up to pee.

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, here’s my therapist’s number.

Instead of flyswatter, shouldn’t it be called a splatula?

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~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, July 14

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:34 am


A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
A realist sees a freight train.
The train conductor sees 3 idiots standing on the track.




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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~