INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, April 7

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, April 7

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:03 am

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An upper class mother looked down her nose at her son.
"I have many years hence given up my porcine appetites. You will not tempt me."

"Don't know what you're talking about, Mom, but I love bacon."

"Well, then, carry on, my wayward son", replied his mother.
"There will be grease when you are done."


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Have a fun day! :love:

~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, April 7

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:03 am


There was a lady in front of us in the 15 items or less lane with about 30 items,
so I smiled and said, "Math wasn't your strongest subject, was it?"

I just ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet to see which one comes first.
I'll keep you posted.

Everyone needs a friend they probably shouldn't be allowed to sit next to at a serious function.




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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~