INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Feb 17

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Feb 17

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Feb 17, 2021 1:21 am


What did the magician say to the fisherman?
Go on...pick a cod.

How do you cut the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw.

What's the main religion of most ghosts?
Boo dism

Recipe tip: If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.

Why did the pickle stop being a contortionist?
It was to cucumbersome.

Did you know Davy Crockett had 3 ears?
A left ear a right ear and a wild frontier.

Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory?
There was nothing left but de Brie.


Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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Unread post by Bermuda » Wed Feb 17, 2021 10:11 am

Why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then *gently* tap edges with hammer."
Wife texts back 10 minutes later:
"Computer really messed up now."

How did the trees feel when winter was finally over?

How is a thrown dictionary similar to birds flying south for the winter?
They're both flying information.

Finally my winter fat is gone...
Now, I have spring rolls.

What do Wasps wear in winter?
Yellow Jackets.

You know what's cooler than going to the beach on a summer day?
Going to the beach on a winter day.

I have winter to thank for making me the man I am today.
Depressed and 20 pounds overweight.

It gets cold in Alaska during the winter.
Juneau what I mean?

:waiting: Is it spring yet?
:tommygun: :snowman: :thud:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
"Shared laughter is love made audible."
~ Izzy Gesell ~

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Feb 17

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Feb 17, 2021 11:18 am

My friends and I have named our band ‘Duvet’. It’s a cover band.

I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it.

Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.”

I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.


*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Feb 17

Unread post by SnoopyDances » Wed Feb 17, 2021 8:28 pm

:lolsign: :harhar:

Thanks for the chuckles, ladies!