INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Oct 14

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Oct 14

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Oct 14, 2020 1:08 am

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I just found out Claussen pickles contain high fructose corn syrup.
It's a dill breaker.

Why do some dogs have trouble walking?
Arf-ritis

How does a baby Wookie get around?
Ewoks.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a superhero?
CiderMan

My mind is made up... I'm Frankenstein.

My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat.
So we compromised & we got a cat.

Whenever you go out in the cold, you should wear a scarf,
especially over your chin.
Otherwise you might get a chinchilla



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Have a fun filled Wednesday! :lovehearts:


~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Oct 14

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:53 am


One witch told another witch, "I want one of those new computers that has a spell checker."

A vampire joined the police force so he could learn the correct way to get a stakeout.

Q. How many abominable snow monsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Only one, but you have to believe in it first.




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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Oct 14

Unread post by Bermuda » Wed Oct 14, 2020 11:04 am

One of my wife's third graders was wearing a Fitbit watch, which prompted my wife to ask, "Are you tracking your steps?" "No," said the little girl. "I wear this for Mommy so she can show Daddy when he gets home."
~ James Avery

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"Shared laughter is love made audible."
~ Izzy Gesell ~

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Oct 14

Unread post by SnoopyDances » Wed Oct 14, 2020 11:50 am

Most useless purchase of 2019?
A 2020 planner



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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Oct 14

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Oct 14, 2020 1:17 pm

:applause2: :applause: :ok: :lolsign:
Great Joke Day! Thanks ladies! :airkiss:
~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.