INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, September 16, 2020

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, September 16, 2020

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Sep 16, 2020 12:43 am

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Two hillbillies were taking an I.Q. Test.
The first question was fill in the blank.
Old McDonald had a __?
The first hillbilly said, "I know, I know! Old McDonald had a ranch!"
"No, No, No" said the second hillbilly. "He had a farm."
"That’s right." said the first hillbilly. "How do you spell that?"
The second hillbilly said, "I Know... Eieio!"


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Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, September 16, 2020

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Sep 16, 2020 10:26 am


What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire!

What did the ghost teacher say to the class?
Look at the board and I'll go through it again.

I just read a book about Helium.
It was so good, I couldn’t put it down.

What did the passive-aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe?
“Nevermind.”





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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, September 16, 2020

Unread post by Bermuda » Wed Sep 16, 2020 10:42 am

Becky was 73 and just got her first computer. After her son spent over 2 hours teaching her how to use it, she was sure she knew everything there was to know about computers. Unfortunately, one day she couldn't get it to start so she promptly called the IT guy to come over and take a look at it.

The IT guy promptly managed to fix the issue in a few minutes and was on his way. Becky was proud when she overheard the IT guy on the phone with his boss telling him about the issue. She was sure it meant it was a serious issue and she was sure she took care of it right away.

"Excuse me if you don't mind me asking," asked Becky to the man on his way out. "I couldn't help overhearing you on the phone with your boss. What exactly is an I'd ten T problem? Just so I can tell my son."

The man smiled, took out a pen, "it stands for this: I-D-1-0-T".

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"Shared laughter is love made audible."
~ Izzy Gesell ~