INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, May 20

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, May 20

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed May 20, 2020 12:28 am

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Q: Where do you learn to make Ice Cream?
A: Sundae School

Q: Why are dogs bad dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet.

Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a Cod any Cod

Q:How did the Romans cut their hair?
A: With a pair of Caesars.

Q: What do you call a beehive with no exits?
A: Un-bee-leavable.

Q: Do you know why nobody talks about Abraham Lincoln's crimes?
A: Because he's in a cent. (Innocent)

Q: Where do baby cows go to eat lunch?
A: At the calf-eteria.


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Have a great day! :flashingheart:
~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, May 20

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed May 20, 2020 10:14 am


"Is coronavirus REALLY all that serious?"
"Listen y'all, the churches and casinos are closed. When Heaven and Hell agree on the same thing, it's probably pretty serious."

How am I doing? Well, I just wiped down the container of Lysol wipes with a Lysol wipe.
So I'm fine. Everything's fine.

Kinda starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the front door opens.





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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, May 20

Unread post by Joni » Wed May 20, 2020 1:08 pm

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