INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, March 25

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, March 25

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:00 am

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Q. Why are cats bad storytellers?
A. Because they only have one tale.

Q.What do you call a pudgy psychic?
A. A four-chin teller.

Q. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
A. Great food, no atmosphere.

Q: What's 1-foot long, made of leather & sounds like a sneeze?
A: A Shoe.


The cable guy asked me what time it was.
I said between 1 and 5 PM.


Anyone have a recipe to make toilet paper from cauliflower?


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"Yipee! I found hand sanitizer!" :lol:

:goodvibes: Have a fun filled day, everyone!
~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, March 25

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:17 am

My wife called me at work and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Sounding concerned, I replied, "No..."
She responded, "How about now?"




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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, March 25

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:53 pm

:lolsign: mytreasure... :lol:
~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.