INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Feb 12

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Feb 12

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Feb 12, 2020 1:45 am

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Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes.

By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards.
The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”

“But why?” asked Mike.

“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.


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Image :heart4: Have a fun filled day! :heartflower:
~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Feb 12

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Feb 12, 2020 11:27 am


My friend Johnny and I work in a lawn-mower-parts warehouse. Somehow Johnny got the idea that his wife did not want a card on Valentine’s Day, but when he spoke to her on the phone he discovered she was expecting one. Not having time to buy a card on his way home,Johnny was in a quandary. Then he looked at the lawn-mower trade magazines scattered around the office—and got an idea.
Using scissors and glue, he created a card with pictures of mowers, next to which he wrote: “I lawn for you mower and mower each day.”




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Image Have a lovely day!
*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~