INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Nov 6

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Nov 6

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Nov 06, 2019 2:23 am


:jester: FUNNY QUOTE & JOKE DAY! :jester:

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey.


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thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Nov 6

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Nov 06, 2019 12:33 pm

Q. If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
A. Scholar ships.

Q: Why does a pilgrim’s pants always fall down?
A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.

Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,”
Little Johnny wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”


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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~