INSPIRATION - Wednesday, Jan 29

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION - Wednesday, Jan 29

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Jan 29, 2025 1:02 am

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Yes, The English language can be weird.
It can be understood through tough, thorough, thought, though.


I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw
a man frying chips.
I asked him, "Are you the fryer?"
He replied, "No, I'm the chip monk."


A man and a woman were traveling in a train.
Woman: "Every time you smile, i feel like inviting you to my place."
Man: "Awww, are you single?"
Woman: "No, I'm a dentist."


You know you're a bad driver when Siri says, "In 400 ft, stop and let me out."

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~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Jan 29, 2025 11:05 am


I just received my electricity bill.
I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.


The pessimist sees a tunnel. The optimist a light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a train....
The train engineer sees three idiots on the railway track.



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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~

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INSPIRATION - Wednesday, Jan 29

Unread post by SnoopyDances » Wed Jan 29, 2025 4:27 pm

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