INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Nov 20

Chocolat · Unread post by **Chocolat** » Wed Nov 20, 2024 1:00 am

Keith Richards once got a turtle for his birthday.
He asked: "How old will it get".
They told him: "About 300 years".
He said: "Now you see why I'm against it, you get
attached to such an animal and then it dies."

Keith Richards is 80 years old.
Everything every doctor has ever told you is wrong.

If they dropped a nuclear bomb on the NYC only two things would survive: cockroaches and Keith Richards

For every pack of cigarettes you smoke, God takes an hour away from your life and gives it to Keith Richards.

mytreasure · Unread post by **mytreasure** » Wed Nov 20, 2024 11:04 am

I heard a woman in Target ask her kid, "is that a smart choice to make with your money?" and now I wish she would follow me around the store, too.

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my pocket.

The Atlanta airport designers were like "and then what if we had them run a 5K".

SnoopyDances · Unread post by **SnoopyDances** » Wed Nov 20, 2024 5:29 pm

I avoid Atlanta’s airport!

And a few others that must have used the same design firm!