INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Oct 23

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Oct 23

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Oct 23, 2024 12:00 am

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I visited my doctor today, he told me my sugar was too high.
So when I got home, I moved it to a lower shelf.

I was sitting here eating lunch when I realized: cottage cheese is not actually, in reality, a cheese.
It's just a curd to me.

What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey.


"A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia.
She whispers, "They're right behind you!"

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Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Oct 23

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Oct 23, 2024 9:46 am


Don't forget to buy your Halloween candy early so you have time to buy more after you eat it all.

Why did the headless horseman start up his own business?
To get ahead in life.

What did The headless horseman say before leaving the party?
I’ll beheading off then.




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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~