Theater employee: “That’s an M-rated movie. When’s your birthday?”
Teenage boy: “October 12th.”
Employee: “What year?”
Boy: “Every year.”
An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage.
The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked, “Where were you on the night of October to April?”
It’s October 1st and we all know what that means to stores around the world. “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…”One day in October, Humpty Dumpty went to the clothes store… He picks out a nice sweater, a couple pair of socks, a coat, etc. He pays for them and leaves. He heads out and goes to get groceries, and buys milk, eggs, tuna fish, matches, and a single pumpkin. On his way home now, he sees a stray cat in the cold. Feeling charitable, he offers it some tuna fish, and decides to take it home. Now home, he takes a match and lights his fireplace, gets a blanket, and wraps the cat with it. It falls asleep. He then takes the pumpkin and begins carving it out to be a Jack o’ lantern. He takes a picture and sends it to a friend, who gives it a 10/10. Now tired, he wraps himself in a blanket, lies in a chair next to the fireplace, with the cat sitting cozy in his lap. He thinks to himself before he drifts asleep…“Humpty Dumpty has had a great fall!”
