INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Sept11

Chocolat · Unread post by **Chocolat** » Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:00 am

What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Iron Man stops the bad guys, but Aluminum Man only foils their plans.

I told my doctor I have a problem with my left ear.
“Are you sure?”
I replied, “Yeah, I’m definite.”

Laundry:
Washing - 30 minutes
Drying - 60 minutes
Putting Away - 7 to 10 buisness days

mytreasure · Unread post by **mytreasure** » Wed Sep 11, 2024 9:59 am

When you girlfriend comes home in a white suit, covered with bee stings and smelling like honey.
You know she's a keeper.

If one door closes and another one opens, your house is haunted and you need to run.

Which letter keeps pirates calm?
P. Without it, they are irate.