INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, July 10

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, July 10

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Jul 10, 2024 12:00 am

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"In heaven, there were two huge signs. The first read, Men Who Did What Their Wives Told Them to Do. The line of men under this sign stretched as far as the eye could see. The second sign stated, Men Who Did What They Wanted to Do. Only one man stood under that sign. Intrigued, St. Peter said to the lone man, “No one has ever stood under this sign. Tell me about yourself’.”
The man shrugged and said, “Not much to say; my wife told me to stand here.”
~ Oscar Nuñez


So I was in a shoe shop this morning trying on a shoe.
I said to the assistant, "It's too tight".
She said, "Try it with the tongue out".
I said, "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight".



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Have a fun filled day!
~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, July 10

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Jul 10, 2024 10:28 am


The pessimist sees a tunnel.
The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel.
The realist sees a train....
The train engineer sees three idiots on the railway track.

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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, July 10

Unread post by SnoopyDances » Wed Jul 10, 2024 1:01 pm

:harhar: