INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Nov 15

Chocolat · Unread post by **Chocolat** » Wed Nov 15, 2023 1:00 am

Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
Quack, quack!

If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
Scholar ships.

What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?
Yammies.

When do you serve tofu turkey?
Pranksgiving.

mytreasure · Unread post by **mytreasure** » Wed Nov 15, 2023 11:04 am

The Turkey popped out of the oven
and rocketed in to the air;
It knocked every plate off the table
and partly demolished a chair.
It ricocheted into a corner
and burst with a deafening boom,
Then splattered all over the kitchen,
completely obscuring the room.
It stuck to the walls and the windows,
it totally coated the floor,
There was turkey attached to the ceiling,
where there had never been turkey before..
It blanketed every appliance,
it smeared every saucer and bowl;
There wasn't a way I could stop it;
that turkey was out of control.
I scraped and I scraped with displeasure
and thought with chagrin as I mopped,
That I would never again stuff a turkey
with popcorn that hadn't been popped.
~Jack Prelutsky

Have a wonderful Wednesday!

Chocolat · Unread post by **Chocolat** » Wed Nov 15, 2023 12:06 pm

Good one, mytreasure! Your T day jokes are always fun!