INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Nov 23

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Nov 23

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Nov 23, 2022 1:00 am

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Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.

When do you serve tofu turkey?
Pranksgiving.

How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
Only one, but you have to really squeeze him in there.

What do you call a turkey’s evil twin?
A Gobblegänger.

A disappointed woman called Butterball's Thanksgiving Turkey Talk-Line wondering why her turkey had no breast meat. After a conversation with an operator, it became apparent that the woman's turkey was lying on the table upside down.


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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Nov 23

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Nov 23, 2022 11:25 am


HOW TO COOK A TURKEY

Step 1: Buy a turkey.
Step 2: Have a glass of rum.
Step 3: Stuff turkey.
Step 4: Have a glass of rum.
Step 5: Put turkey in oven.
Step 6: Relax, and have a few more glasses of rum.
Step 7: Turk the bastey.
Step 8: Rum of glass another get.
Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer.
Step 10: Glass yourself another pour of rum.
Step 11: Bake the rum for 4 hours.
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey.
Step 13: Floor the turkey up off the pick.
Step 14: Turk the carvey.
Step 15: Get yourself another rottle of bum.
Step 16: Tet the sable, and pour yourself another glass of turkey.
Step 17: Say grace, throw-up, and pass out.




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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Nov 23

Unread post by SnoopyDances » Wed Nov 23, 2022 2:03 pm

:lovehearts: Mytreasure! :chocolat: