INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, June 9

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, June 9

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Jun 09, 2021 12:02 am

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Every year on my birthday, I looked forward to my aunt’s gift—a scarf, hat, or sweater knitted by hand.
One year, she must have had better things to do because I received a ball of yarn, knitting needles,
and a how-to-knit book. Her card read, “Scarf, some assembly required.”

Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles:
Do your job.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!

He’s so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front.
~ George Burns


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Wishing Johnny a magickal birthday! :loveshower:
~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, June 9

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:58 am


You know you’re getting old when you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.

I’ve never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face.

The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk that he’d like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife’s birthday.
“A little surprise, eh?” smiled the clerk.
“You bet“, answered the customer. “She’s expecting a cruise.“




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Image Have a great day everyone!
*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~