INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, April 28

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, April 28

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Apr 28, 2021 12:04 am

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Haiku Corner.....

The church goers who
Wore way too much perfume gave
New meaning to “pew”

Kangaroos hate when
It’s raining because the kids
Have to play inside

When the pop singer
Proposed he presented her
With a kneel diamond

I’d sure like to take
A trip back to Amsterdam
I mean, wooden shoe?

I’ll only ride an
Elevator alone since
I can’t take the stares

He squirted ketchup
In his eyes something he now
Regrets in Heinz-sight


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:sunny: :goodvibes:
~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, April 28

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Apr 28, 2021 10:10 am


My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening, were you?"
I thought to myself, "That's a pretty strange way to start off a conversation."


Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach, and now I'm the proud owner of Aisle 4.

I know it's time to clean out my purse when my car assumes it's a second passenger who's not wearing their seatbelt.




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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~