INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Nov 18

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Nov 18

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:35 am


Sayings on Tee Shirts for Seniors:

4 out of 3 people struggle with math.

My wife says I have only two faults.
I don't listen and something else.....

My husband thinks I'm crazy.
But I'm not the one who married me.

My body is a temple.
Ancient and crumbling and probably cursed and haunted.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons.
They forgot to mention morons.

On your mark, get set....
Go Away!



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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Nov 18

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Nov 18, 2020 10:49 am

Don’t be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years.

I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do it’s because I missed my exit.

We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

If you are trying to impress me with your vehicle it better be a food truck.


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