INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Jan 15

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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Chocolat
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Jan 15

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Jan 15, 2020 2:13 am

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A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened.
The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”


A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend.
“My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I’m as jittery as a cat.”
“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the collie.
“I can’t,” says the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”


A talking horse walks into a bar and approaches the manager. “Excuse me, good sir,” the horse says, “are you hiring?”
The manager looks the horse up and down and says, “Sorry, pal. Why don’t you try the circus?”
The horse nickers. “Why would the circus need a bartender?”


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~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Jan 15

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Jan 15, 2020 10:58 am


I call my horse Mayo.
And sometimes Mayo neighs.

I love the way the earth rotates.
It really makes my day.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
Because he was always lost at C.




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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~