JOHNNY DEPP ZONE

Don't be disappointed if people refuse to help you. Remember the words of Einstein:
"I am thankful to all those who said NO. Because of them, I did it myself."
~Albert Einstein

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
~Johnny Depp







Have a wonderful day!

Last night I ordered a glass of wine with my dinner, and the waiter asked for my ID. I replied, do I look that young?, and the waiter said, "No, I just wanted to see if you qualified for the senior citizen discount." A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. S...

And the sun took a step back, the leaves lulled themselves to sleep, and Autumn was awakened.
~Raquel Franco

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
~Dave Barry

This strangely still pause between summer and autumn greenery and gold, and the heat and rising wind that is once again readying itself to rush it all away in a climactic symphony of color and scent is, in my opinion, one of the best parts about living on earth. ~Victoria Erickson https://i.imgur.c...

With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's just not acting. It's lying.
~Johnny Depp

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those "I really overestimated how much I can carry" moments. A woman was found guilty in court of a traffic offense, and when asked for her occupation, she said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have w...

I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death. ~Thomas Paine https://i.imgur.co...

Patience attracts happiness; it brings near that which is far.
~Swahili Proverb

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because, I, too, am fluent in silence.
~R. Arnold







Have a wonderful weekend everyone!

Tomorrow it’ll all be over, then I’ll have to go back to selling pens again.
~Johnny Depp

Most people are at the age where they are using their phones to document the good times in their lives. I'm at the age where I use my phone to take pictures of labels that I can't read and use my phone to enlarge the print so I can read it. https://i.imgur.com/m6iFgPM.jpg https://i.imgur.com/c1WKv8...

It is better to debate a question without settling it than to settle a question without debating it.
~Joseph Joubert

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the lines between work and play.
~ Arnold J. Toynbee