JOHNNY DEPP ZONE

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.
~unknown

I may have a feather duster down my pants.
~Johnny Depp

To the guy who invented zero. Thanks for nothing. My girlfriend poked me in the eye. So I stopped seeing her for awhile. Robin: "The batmobile isn't starting!" Batman: "Did you charge the battery?" Robin: "What the heck is a tery?" My granny hates her new starlift. She says it drives her up a wall....

Prayer is not an old woman's idle amusement. Properly understood and applied, it is the most potent instrument of action.
~Mahatma Gandhi

I don't like greed, I don't like ignorance. I really don't like anger. But I love love.
~David Crosby

Let us read and let us dance;
These two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
~Voltaire

Am I a romantic? I've seen 'Wuthering Heights' ten times. I'm a romantic.
~Johnny Depp

Three brothers, age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night, the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see." He starts up the stairs and pauses, th...

My memories are inside me - they're not things or a place - I can take them anywhere.
~Olivia Newton-John

Every morning you have two choices: continue to sleep with your dreams or wake up and chase them.
~unknown

So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen Say nothing at all if you've nothing nice to say So long, seems that I was so wrong Seems I wasn't that strong Dead wrong and now I'm long gone Wrong side, I've been sleepin' on the wrong side Stains all over my soul I can't hide Nothing's more clearer than goodby...

He was a major force on this record. I just hope people will take him seriously as a musician because it's a hard thing for some people to accept that Johnny Depp can sing rock and roll.
~Jeff Beck

You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means? You matter. I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year. But then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter. I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. https://i.imgur.c...

No revenge is more honorable than the one not taken.
~unknown

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
~George Burns