Here are some of my favorites. Absolutely hysterical.
Duke - "I'd like to get hold of some priests' robes, They might come in handy in Las Vegas."
Duke - "For christ's sake don't smoke that pipe at stoplights. Keep in mind that we're exposed."
He [Gonzo] nodded. "We need a big hookah. Keep it down here on the seat out of sight. If anybody sees us, they'll think we're using oxygen."
Duke - "Jesus! Did I say
that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
(Actually this last part was funnier to me in the film...)
My attorney was now fumbling with the salt shaker containing the cocaine. Opening it. Spilling it. Then screaming and grabbing at the air, as our fine white dust blew up and out across the desert highway. A very expensive little twister rising up from the Great Red Shark. "Oh, jesus
!" he moaned. "Did you see what God just did to us?"
"God didn't do that!" I shouted. "You
did it. You're a f***ing narcotics agent! I was on to your stinking act from the start, you pig!"
"A man must funtion in a pattern of his own choosing. For to let another man define your own goals is to give up one of the most meaningful aspects of life - The definitive act of will, which makes a man an individual. "
- Hunter S. Thompson