INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, July 10

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, July 10

Unread postby Chocolat » Wed Jul 10, 2019 1:23 am

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:jester: FUNNY QUOTE & JOKE DAY! :jester:


I had my credit card stolen the other day but I didn’t bother to report it because the thief spends less than my wife.

I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought,
“That sounds like a fair trade”.

I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.

To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.

After hearing a sermon on Psalm 52:3-4 (lies and deceit), a man wrote the IRS, “I can’t sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax.
Enclosed is a check for $150. If I still can’t sleep, I’ll send the rest.



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Image :girlwave2: Have a great day! :tulip:


~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, July 10

Unread postby mytreasure » Wed Jul 10, 2019 10:14 am


A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.




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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, July 10

Unread postby Theresa » Wed Jul 10, 2019 11:54 am

Good ones today! :biglaugh:

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, July 10

Unread postby Chocolat » Wed Jul 10, 2019 12:45 pm

:thankyou: :giveflower:
~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, July 10

Unread postby DeboraZane » Wed Jul 10, 2019 2:14 pm

Thanks for the laughs! :rosegirl:
It's man devouring man my dear..then who are we to deny it in here?

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, July 10

Unread postby Chocolat » Wed Jul 10, 2019 9:00 pm

DeboraZane wrote:Thanks for the laughs!


:heartflower: :goodvibes:
~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.


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