INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday 12/6

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday 12/6

Unread postby Chocolat » Wed Dec 06, 2017 6:30 am

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:jester: FUNNY QUOTE & JOKE DAY! :jester:


Ever hear about this feng shui?
It's an ancient Chinese word which means,
'Put your husband's crap in the garage.'


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~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday 12/6

Unread postby mytreasure » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:43 am


My nine-year-old son, Gabriel, had heard some rumours at school that Santa wasn’t real. He approached me with a big question: “Dad, tell me the truth. Is Santa real?”

I decided to tell him it was us who had bought his latest video game.

“Really?” he said. “You should have let Santa bring it. That way, it would have been free.”




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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday 12/6

Unread postby SnoopyDances » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:40 am

:santalaugh: :santahoho: Chocolat!

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday 12/6

Unread postby SnoopyDances » Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:44 pm

On the 12th day of Catmess my human gave to me:
12 cardboard boxes
11 tins of tuna
10 lizards leaping
9 lasers dancing
8 mice a squeaking
7 salmon swimming
6 catnip mousies
5 SHINY THINGS!
4 paper bags
3 scratch posts
2 belly rubs (because the 3rd I’ll bite)
AND A PAWTRIDGE IN A PURR TREE!


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