INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Sept 11

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Sept 11

Unread postby Chocolat » Wed Sep 11, 2019 1:23 am


:jester: FUNNY QUOTE & JOKE DAY! :jester:

Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days.
The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting
tired and decides to say a prayer,
"Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord."
He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his
prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion,
he hears the it saying a prayer:
"Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."



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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Sept 11

Unread postby mytreasure » Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:04 am

Unavoidable Laws Of Life

1. When one wishes to unlock a door but has only has one hand free, the keys are in the opposite pocket. (Von fumbles law)

2. A door will snap shut only when you have left the keys inside. (Yale law of destiny)

3. When ones hands are covered with oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start to itch. (Law of ichiban)

4. Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened. (Insurance so sorry law)

5. When things seem easy to do, it's because you haven't followed all the instructions. (Destiny awaits law)

6. If you keep your cool when everyone else is losing his, it's probably because you have not realized the seriousness of the problem (law of gravitas)

7. Most problems are not created nor solved, they only change appearances. (Einstein's law of persistence)

8. If there are only two programs on TV that are worth your time, they will always be at the same time. (Law of wasteland)

9. The probability that one will spill food on one's clothes is directly proportional to the need to be clean. (Law of Campbell scoop)

10. Each and every body sitting on a commode will cause the doorbell to ring. (Law of ogolly gee!)

11. Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of one's hairdo.(The donking principle)

12. After discarding something not used for years, you will need it one week later. (Law of fatal irreversibility)

13. Arriving early for an appointment will cause the receptionist to be absent, and if one arrives late, everyone else has arrived before you. (Law of de lay)

14. Do not take life too seriously, because in the end, you won't come out alive anyway. (Theory of absolute certainty)


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