INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Aug 14

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Aug 14

Unread postby Chocolat » Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:13 am

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:jester: FUNNY QUOTE & JOKE DAY! :jester:



Top Ten Signs The Concert You're Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
From "Late Show with David Letterman" on Tuesday, August 9, 1994

10. It's hosted by Ed McMahon.

9. "Amplifiers" are just enormous dixie cups.

8. Every song contains a plug for Green Giant frozen vegetables.

7. You're asked to put on a hat and sunglasses and the next thing you know,
you're being introduced as Bob Dylan.

6. One word: polkas.

5. Guy sitting next to you brought a glove and has caught three foul balls.

4. "Santana" turns out to be a jolly bearded guy with a sackful of presents.

3. They're playing "May we turn the hose on you, please?"

2. You spot Rush Limbaugh stage-diving.

1. The crowd is chanting, "Tito! Tito! Tito!"


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Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Aug 14

Unread postby mytreasure » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:22 am


I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish.

~Steven Wright

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~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Aug 14

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:yellowdaisy: :yellowdaisy: Happy Wednesday! :yellowdaisy: :yellowdaisy:


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