INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Jan 9

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Jan 9

Unread postby Chocolat » Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:51 am

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:jester: FUNNY QUOTE & JOKE DAY! :jester:


SILLY ONE LINERS


I've just written a song about tortillas; actually,
it’s more of a rap.


I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was
doing was gathering dust.


I own the world's worst thesaurus. Not only is it awful,
it's awful.


Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar?
He got twelve months.


Velcro—what a rip-off!


Meanwhile, in a parallel universe:
“Oh for goodness sake! Where are all these extra single
socks coming from?!”


Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don’t know and I don’t care.


If people say they just love the smell of books,
I always want to pull them aside and ask,
"To be clear, do you know how reading works?"



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"I'm here to eleven."





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~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Jan 9

Unread postby mytreasure » Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:03 am


A trucker stops at a red light and a woman catches up to him.
She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street.
At the next light, she again catches up and says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load."
He ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the next red light she catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, "Hi, my name is John, it's snowing, and I'm driving a salt truck."




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ImageHave a great day!
*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, Jan 9

Unread postby Theresa » Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:20 pm

If people say they just love the smell of books,
I always want to pull them aside and ask,
"To be clear, do you know how reading works?"

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