INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, November 7

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, November 7

Unread postby Chocolat » Wed Nov 07, 2018 2:22 am

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:jester: FUNNY QUOTE & JOKE DAY! :jester:

A man is madly in love with a princess and wants to propose,
but an evil witch has cast a spell on him, and now he can say
only one word a year. So he waits 14 agonizing years—accumulating
all his words—before approaching his beloved.
Finally, the big day arrives. When he sees her, his heart skips a beat.
He gathers his nerve, drops to his knees, and intones, "My darling,
I have waited many years to say this: Will you marry me?"
The princess turns around, smiles, and says, "Pardon?"

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~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, November 7

Unread postby SnoopyDances » Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:58 pm

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

“If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breast for a few seconds.”

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing.

“How long will this take?” I ask.

“They will grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.

I stop and ask “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them bigger?”

Without missing a beat, he says, “Worked for your butt, didn’t it?”

He is still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even walk again.



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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, November 7

Unread postby Chocolat » Wed Nov 07, 2018 8:52 pm

:harhar: :biglaugh: :harhar:

Your pic is perfect!
~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.


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