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- Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:46 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Thursday, April 18
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INSPIRATION ~ Thursday, April 18
I knew he'd bring something unique to it the way he always does with his roles. I just didn't know what it would be when I saw it, it was fantastic.
~Orlando Bloom
- Wed Apr 17, 2024 10:25 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, April 17
- Replies: 2
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, April 17
One of my third graders was wearing a Fitbit watch, which prompted me to ask, “Are you tracking your steps?” “No,” said the little girl. “I wear this for Mommy so she can show Daddy when he gets home.” It's evening. Little Johnny and his friend are sitting by a campfire. They've been plagued by swa...
- Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:48 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Tuesday, April 16
- Replies: 1
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INSPIRATION ~ Tuesday, April 16
Lift yourself out of the doldrums Make yourself a cuppa tea Drag your emotions out of the gutter Don't wallow in self pity When you wake up, all of a fluster Thinking life has passed you by Give yourself a kick up the backside Jump out of bed and punch the sky Is there life after breakfast Full of ...
- Mon Apr 15, 2024 9:28 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Monday, April 15
- Replies: 3
- Views: 245
INSPIRATION ~ Monday, April 15
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
~Fred Allen
- Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:27 pm
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Friday, April 12 - Sunday, April 14
- Replies: 1
- Views: 285
INSPIRATION ~ Friday, April 12 - Sunday, April 14
Your worth consists in what you are and not in what you have.
~Thomas A. Edison
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 10:18 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, April 10
- Replies: 3
- Views: 570
INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, April 10
My boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied, "Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year." The wife and I took a long, leisurely drive out to...
- Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:57 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Tuesday, April 9
- Replies: 1
- Views: 402
INSPIRATION ~ Tuesday, April 9
Loneliness expresses the pain of being alone and solitude expresses the glory of being alone.
~Paul Tillich
- Mon Apr 08, 2024 9:36 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Monday, April 8
- Replies: 1
- Views: 457
INSPIRATION ~ Monday, April 8
Once upon a time I was falling in love Now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do A total eclipse of the heart Once upon a time there was light in my life But now there's only love in the dark Nothing I can say A total eclipse of the heart. ~Bonnie Tyler https://i.imgur.com/CJmBIlV.jpg htt...
- Fri Apr 05, 2024 10:16 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Friday, April 5 - Sunday, April 7
- Replies: 1
- Views: 706
INSPIRATION ~ Friday, April 5 - Sunday, April 7
Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. He is rich who owns the day, and no one owns the day who allows it to be invaded with fret and anxiety. Finish every day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities, no doubt crept in. Forget the...
- Thu Apr 04, 2024 9:39 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Thursday, April 4
- Replies: 1
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INSPIRATION ~ Thursday, April 4
What's great about Johnny is the trust that—you know, neither of us are going to make the other one look like an ass.
~Gore Verbinski
- Wed Apr 03, 2024 10:51 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, April 3
- Replies: 2
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, April 3
I just burnt my Hawaiian pizza. Should have used aloha temperature. My wife left me because I'm insecure. Oh no. Wait, she's back. She went for groceries. Me and my friend are in a band called "Duvet"... We're a cover band. https://i.imgur.com/WBYb9Lm.jpg https://i.imgur.com/I4Uo21U.gif
- Tue Apr 02, 2024 9:17 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Tuesday, April 2
- Replies: 1
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INSPIRATION ~ Tuesday, April 2
The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see.
~Gilbert K. Chesterton
- Mon Apr 01, 2024 10:06 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Monday, April 1
- Replies: 1
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INSPIRATION ~ Monday, April 1
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
~Randall Terry
- Thu Mar 28, 2024 10:48 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Thursday, March 28
- Replies: 1
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INSPIRATION ~ Thursday, March 28
Depp: Having worked with sharp objects before, everything was fine until I had to shave someone. Burton: He didn’t have trouble with the razors, he was freaked out by the shaving cream. Depp: It made me a little nervous. Burton: Am I right was that one of the hardest things to do was lather up Alan...
- Wed Mar 27, 2024 9:33 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, March 27
- Replies: 1
- Views: 970
INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, March 27
What do you call an unconventional Easter egg? Egg-centric. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish? An oyster bunny! Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking the eggs! Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast? IHOP. https://i.imgur.com/HTHk7c4.jpg ht...