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- Mon Apr 15, 2024 9:28 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Monday, April 15
- Replies: 3
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INSPIRATION ~ Monday, April 15
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
~Fred Allen
- Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:27 pm
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Friday, April 12 - Sunday, April 14
- Replies: 1
- Views: 206
INSPIRATION ~ Friday, April 12 - Sunday, April 14
Your worth consists in what you are and not in what you have.
~Thomas A. Edison
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 10:18 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, April 10
- Replies: 3
- Views: 448
INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, April 10
My boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied, "Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year." The wife and I took a long, leisurely drive out to...
- Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:57 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Tuesday, April 9
- Replies: 1
- Views: 333
INSPIRATION ~ Tuesday, April 9
Loneliness expresses the pain of being alone and solitude expresses the glory of being alone.
~Paul Tillich
- Mon Apr 08, 2024 9:36 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Monday, April 8
- Replies: 1
- Views: 389
INSPIRATION ~ Monday, April 8
Once upon a time I was falling in love Now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do A total eclipse of the heart Once upon a time there was light in my life But now there's only love in the dark Nothing I can say A total eclipse of the heart. ~Bonnie Tyler https://i.imgur.com/CJmBIlV.jpg htt...
- Fri Apr 05, 2024 10:16 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Friday, April 5 - Sunday, April 7
- Replies: 1
- Views: 633
INSPIRATION ~ Friday, April 5 - Sunday, April 7
Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. He is rich who owns the day, and no one owns the day who allows it to be invaded with fret and anxiety. Finish every day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities, no doubt crept in. Forget the...
- Thu Apr 04, 2024 9:39 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Thursday, April 4
- Replies: 1
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INSPIRATION ~ Thursday, April 4
What's great about Johnny is the trust that—you know, neither of us are going to make the other one look like an ass.
~Gore Verbinski
- Wed Apr 03, 2024 10:51 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, April 3
- Replies: 2
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, April 3
I just burnt my Hawaiian pizza. Should have used aloha temperature. My wife left me because I'm insecure. Oh no. Wait, she's back. She went for groceries. Me and my friend are in a band called "Duvet"... We're a cover band. https://i.imgur.com/WBYb9Lm.jpg https://i.imgur.com/I4Uo21U.gif
- Tue Apr 02, 2024 9:17 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Tuesday, April 2
- Replies: 1
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INSPIRATION ~ Tuesday, April 2
The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see.
~Gilbert K. Chesterton
- Mon Apr 01, 2024 10:06 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Monday, April 1
- Replies: 1
- Views: 759
INSPIRATION ~ Monday, April 1
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
~Randall Terry
- Thu Mar 28, 2024 10:48 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Thursday, March 28
- Replies: 1
- Views: 883
INSPIRATION ~ Thursday, March 28
Depp: Having worked with sharp objects before, everything was fine until I had to shave someone. Burton: He didn’t have trouble with the razors, he was freaked out by the shaving cream. Depp: It made me a little nervous. Burton: Am I right was that one of the hardest things to do was lather up Alan...
- Wed Mar 27, 2024 9:33 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, March 27
- Replies: 1
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, March 27
What do you call an unconventional Easter egg? Egg-centric. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish? An oyster bunny! Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking the eggs! Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast? IHOP. https://i.imgur.com/HTHk7c4.jpg ht...
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 8:09 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Tuesday, March 26
- Replies: 1
- Views: 956
INSPIRATION ~ Tuesday, March 26
To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.
~Mark Twain
- Mon Mar 25, 2024 10:14 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Monday, March 26
- Replies: 1
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INSPIRATION ~ Monday, March 26
Take life on life's terms - one day at a time. And have fun while you're doing it.
~Joe Perry
- Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:56 am
- Forum: Inspiration
- Topic: INSPIRATION ~ Friday, March 22 - Sunday, March 24
- Replies: 1
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INSPIRATION ~ Friday, March 22 - Sunday, March 24
It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.
~Charles Dickens